[Essay] World of Warcraft Practical Jokes nine career off the road
Soldiers: bravely into the past of the vehicles, the shouting desperately:, but too much vehicular traffic, the fallen soldiers. After the resurrection: the soldiers at the roadside, such as horse a half-hour, finally found an opposite one of Xiaoyi, a result of a past assault. (To cross the road and found that Liang Zhixie has not.)
Shengqi: never look at the past, vehicles, the protection of blessing, and then slowly traversed the road, but too little time invincible, legs are too short, too much traffic vehicles have been in the reactor Shengqi were not allowed to move, the better home Side of the road, invincible furnace slag. (The next day news reports, XX serious road traffic accidents, there is no Shengqi claimed responsibility.)
Pastor: inspired by Sheng Qi, the pastor himself opened a shield Jiuwang walk across the road, a car arrived, all right, a truck arrived, breaking the shield; and a truck were struck … (A not cross the priest is very strange, why the opposite of the clothes that accompanied the fish was netted.)
Shamanism: Ma street into a slowdown totem, 100 KM per hour immediately the vehicle immediately turned into a 50 KM, ghost wolf, salt, but the scope of totem only affect a lane, SM inverted in the second lane in a pool of blood. Emerge is the blood of the shaman to stand up, the car in front of laughs, because Deyiwangxing secondary collapse, how has the Zhanbuqilai. After the lesson: totem slowdown, the spectre of the wolf, two lanes of the middle, Zaicha slowdown totem, the specter of another wolf. (I Couqi such as a suit, totem will be able to influence the two lanes)
Small Germany: Xiong shape, imitating the soldiers took the opposite of the snake, but too fat, the car was speeding to Zhuangcheng injuries, and two from the middle lane and immediately back to people to form their own desperately Xiaolong beast form, all drivers stamping on the urgency The brake and small Germany to cross the road, leopard patterns, stealth … (The next day the newspaper headlines: not found in the road in the biological, witnesses said the biological has disappeared)
Garage: the road were lying in a pool of blood in a middle-aged man, Ma street, a tall Rehuo, Dress exposed MM where the shouting desperately: killing people, that is crying Jingtian, Qigui Shen; sad to hear Tears, the listener overshadowed; like the surging waters, such as the Yellow River has spread. (To the drivers in the pensions, tied the soul of the stone garage and disappeared into the human sea with SMMM)
Hunter: the garage to the practice of good hunters inspired by a driver found one person lying in the road, next to a bear Kukutiti, the driver Huomaosanzhang, a Caiyou Men pressure in the past, did not understand gas, reversing, and then pressure again, and then dashed Xiong Baobao . (Drivers: Another ruse garage sample product, but also with a small German.) Resurrected: hunter with a night time, in a driveway dug a trap, the second lane for the past Chong Xiong Baobao, a cheetah Guardian, at least from a Unfortunately, Xiong Baobao injuries, Yiqizhixia Xiong Baobao bitten by hunters. (The next day the neighborhood committees notice: Yesterday bears escaped from a zoo, is now an injury, you go out to the Neighbourhood.)
Rogue: (1039 to welcome you to listen to radio traffic, here is joy in front, I was Wang Wei, I Wen Feng, the Taiwanese have just received information on the 18th to the Rapporteur of the latest traffic information: XX Street in the Cross Street, traffic lights Unknown identity of the culprits were destroyed, so this section of road transport has been completely paralyzed, vehicles bypass bypass roads.)
Master: Jiandajiadu see rapid adoption of the road, a Master came, unfortunately, posted on the rapid were struck by a bus, not willing to do the Master of the 20 group water, and then broadcast the road opposite the garage-phone: \”Hey, Gemen the evening, drink two glasses?
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